theres stuff thats interesting that has ntohing to do with interpseronsal affairs and stuff and stuff

thing i wrote in a notebook in 2010 during school

Me and George Bush are friends now or my ideal day
 
We went skinny dipping in the stream in a park.

George Bush and I are both tired of sex (re: the Weezer song) and our nakedness in the water was only exciting because unusual and physically new.

George Bush told me he is rich.

We went to a unfamous Danish ambient band’s concert.

George Bush texted his bodyguard and invited him too after asking me if that was okay.

No one at the concert recognized George Bush because none of them had TVs or read newspapers or news sites.

We met George Bush’s bodyguard outside the concert.

We went inside the concert and  sat down.

I showed George Bush and his bodyguard the elephant stuffed animal I made while we waited for the band to start.

“This is nice,” said George Bush.

He hugged the elephant.

I felt happy.

George Bush patted my head.

“It doesn’t have eyes yet,” I said, “I’m trying to decide on cutest eyes.”


George Bush’s bodyguard was sitting on his lap.

“It looks cute now,”’ said George Bush’s bodyguard.

I felt happy.

“I feel confused about abortion,” said George Bush’s bodyguard.

George Bush patted his head.

Later I gave eyes to the elephant.

George Bush and his bodyguard and me decided on large black teardrop-shaped eyes for maximum cuteness.

REVIEW OF MY DAY TODAY (feb 3 2013)

I had an okay tiem in bed today.

i made a video of myself reading untweeted tweets

send me a pdf instead of a png, everybody gets pdfs

you put a hundred cookies in front of me? means nothing

you're a married woman, in a business setting, please explain to me what the issue is 

there's nothing like a good chocolate covered mini finger

would you like one, would you like a mini finger

- no

why would it say vegetable fat coating on it? 

the kid was in the pool

saw jenny the other day

- how's she lookin

let me tell you somethin... she must have put on at least eighty

- eighty? no. she must have had a big sweatshirt on

did you hear that one?

- how long ago?

during the anthrax

by the way, theres stuff happenin-- theres stuff-- you know who likes to put all these cameras out? ... there's something i dont know and i could care less.

- it doesnt sound like it

i dont know. joe would know.

- joe would know.

cmon joey!

you wanna try it, magic fingers

look at this... wait'll you see...

when i took my wife over christmas it was nineteen fifty for tickets, hey ill get the tickets you get the snacks, now its like, you dont wanna get the snacks, snacks are more than the tickets

hows your cold

- not good

oh hes an audience

oh they pick one in the audience, oh good

say yes to the dress, woo, woo, woo, woo

look at him. joey!

- he looks french

vidal salon, dress, say yes

you dont wanna be standby its go by or no by

i thought you flicked chocolate on my coat i was gonna be like

[question]

- yeah. if you were watching the show, you'd know that.

you know what. you did good.

- i did good. i know.

bam! bam!

no, that you don't need. trash that.

- ill trash the whole thing though

all right. let me go downstairs.

- okay

i like cracker barrel. i like it. so its like when we go there, i never object, cause i like their down home country style

because, you know what, i THINK stuff but i dont SAY anything

well they got plenty drugs to keep you, keep you down a little bit you know what i mean, so you dont get hype

hey bubbles, when you get finished with miss brown come here for a minute, okay?

i love the cold, joe, to be honest with you

what time is it? holy mac

i'm taking a swim class

the ones that are critical are the ones that don't know anything

ive been tanning because i gained weight and i need to stay motivated to exercise

people callin you, clogged toilets, students, women, clogged toilets, its just, im tired of it

we got a snowblower

- and i hope we never got to use it. ha ha ha.

all right well thank for the input

i had like 3 cars

boys are great. boys are never dramatic, at any point in their life, ever

listen to this. first time i met my wife, i mean my son's wife, we played.. monopoly.

people take uh games serious yeah they take it very serious

want more ketchup?

-no im good thank you

ok

wait could you tell me what he did

yeah! he had a 

joanne and my mother get on better than me and her. i have never seen two people.. they are like identical

im cutting back on calories haha haha ha

rapper names

vic sleepy
v.i.
v.i.c.
v.i.p. v.i.c.
crown vic
vicky fresh
vic happy
mac grumpy
mac dopey
mac anxious
dopey
lil anxious
worry wart
lil whitey
vic boney
99 cent
oak lane cocaine
lil 69th ave shawty
vicky okln [pr. ‘oak lane’]
victoria bore-ya
fuck jesus
satan’s shawty
lil demon ho
mac assho
vicki minaj
no toryous v.i.c. (like dont call me tory)
lil hoity toity
victoria snott
mac alone-in-my-room
dj social anxiety
yung sad